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Name: Dead Head


Last seen: 04-21-2020

Account type: Regular

Registration date: 09-19-2010

Posts: 6,721

Age: 9001

Location: Buckethead land.

About: See 'Hobbies' for an appropriate response.

Hobbies: I like to herp my derp once in a while.

Reputation: 113thumbs-up


Dead Head's kingdom of true glory and pure awesomeness. THE REBIRTH.
The Legend of Us

Previously known as

O.o 1 until 10-11-2010
Dead Head until 02-26-2011
Ness until 04-21-2011
Kyrumaia until 08-07-2011

11-08-2014 from The Living Tribunal
thumbs-up "quality member"

11-24-2013 from Munsu a.k.a Legendary General
thumbs-down "Doesn't have the balls to login anymore"

10-12-2013 from 19_kilo

08-20-2013 from HeteroLord

07-18-2013 from UnlimitedPotential
thumbs-up "REP ME BACK"

07-06-2013 from I Cant Be Stopped
thumbs-up "Mmm~"

06-29-2013 from Mr Couch Potato
thumbs-up ":D"

06-29-2013 from Godot
thumbs-up "Ness? Badass bro."

06-29-2013 from Entropy
thumbs-up "mai lover"

06-29-2013 from Snap
thumbs-up "lol"

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soon i discovered that this rock thing was true
jerry lee lewis was the devil
jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
all of a sudden, i found myself in love with the world
so there was only one thing that i could do
was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
By the way general populous of MvC (AKA Nothingness Maximus), Ty gave me a horrible rep because he is mad of my superior knowledge of nothingness. He wishes he could be as social and handsome as I am. He wishes he could have an amazing house like me, instead he lives in his mom’s trash singing “I love trash” in the voice of his favorite musician, Justin Bieber. Yes, in his mom’s trash, specifically a series of elaborate tunnels welded together with super glue. At night, he write fan fictions of him meeting Justin Bieber.

He also has a fetish for blonde hair and feet. He role-plays as Justin Bieber with other people on his favorite site in the world, chatroom. One day he hopes he will meet a beautiful Canadian girl who resembles Justin Bieber, but alas, the chances are slim. Which is why he stays in his room all day eating chicken wings and slowly losing his sanity.

He also works as a brick-seller in Office Depot, and complains a lot.
Partly taken from Chibz...

Epic win.

FallenSanity wrote: Sauron and Sephiroth clambered off of the couch, and snuck out of the house while God was in his bed, apparently having sex with Harrison Ford. They jumped out of heaven, and landed in a field of roses.

Except they weren’t roses, they were zombie spores! They infected Aragorn and Cloud, who swiftly attacked the two lovers with zombie attacks, only for Jesus to appear out of the sea, ridding puff the magic dragon. He used his AK-47 to kill all the zombies, and soon he, Sauron and Sephiroth had an orgy with one another, and eventually Darth Vader joined in for lulz. The four of them went on many quests together, and eventually saved the world from Cthulhu, who was going to kill them all by eating Charlie Sheen, who had been revealed to be the key to the universe.

Meanwhile, in Hell, Abe Lincoln and Ryu from Street Fighter summoned forth the most light hearted characters from history (Queen Dianna, Master Chief, Thomas Brady, and the Jetsons as the captains) and soon, prepared to defeat the group of hero villains.

Soon, the darkest of days will end... And when it does, God will cry from his tonails.

FallenSanity wrote: The Fellowship of Amazing Sex were clubbing in Seattle when they were met by the army of Goodness, led by Abraham Lincoln and Ryu. The four demigods fought valiantly, and devastated the entire city in the process of the greatest battle of human history, which would be later dubbed 'The War for Seattle' and would be ignored due to the involvement of Seattle.

The four were nearly defeated, as Itachu Uchiha showed himself, and aided Abraham and Ryu in the battle. The FoAS were soon to lose, it seemed, and the world weeped for them.


The new heroes fought alongside Sauron, Sephiroth, Jesus and Darth Vader, and together were able to bring down the heroes of good. They raped the dead bodies, and made their way to the Pimp House, where they had rough sex with the My Little Ponies, and ejaculated on Ash’s Pikachu.

Shortly after the might war, the face of true goodness reared it’s head, and began to plot for the greatest war of all time.
Aslan, the one true being of good, accompanied by Mew and Dumbledore, prepared the army Abraham was unable to create. And prepared for the last and greatest of all battles; The Battle of Anus (Earth was renamed Anus by President Barrack Obama so he could have something for people to remember for other than being black).

But, that final battle, is a tale for another day.


ModFather wrote:

1000000kills wrote:

Slayer wrote:

1000000kills wrote: your all idiots Bruce Lee beating Chuck is not canon it was a freakin movie for God’s sake! What you didn’t see was how years later after a particularly bad batch of Chinese food Chuck farted and created the evil demon spirit that murdered Bruce in his dreams.

No one beats Chuck.

As a matter of facts, it was canon. Thus mean that Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris >> Infinity power

Oh.. I guess that proves it was canon... not! It was a Bruce Lee movie, it was partial and bias, was not canon. What is Canon is that Chuck Norris drives Optimus to work in the morning Bruce can’t touch that. Like I already said it was a Chunky Chuck fart that killed Bruce, no one beats Chuck, that’s some Canon for you. If a Bruce Lee movie Canonizes Chuck Norris then we can equally consider all the Chuck Jokes Canon because they lack no authority in comparison and in doing so, no one beats Chuck.

Blow it out your ass.


ebm wrote: You commited incest with your sisterYou commited incest with your sisterYou commited incest with your sisterYou commited incest with your sisterYou commited incest with your sisterYou commited incest with your sisterYou commited incest with your sisterYou commited incest with your sisterYou commited incest with your sisterYou commited incest with your sisterYou commited incest with your sisterYou commited incest with your sister

O dat Flasey.

Falsey. wrote: I was innocently browsing the internet, when I discovered the existence of what seemed to be another Falsey, who seemed to be already aware of my own existence. Somewhat insulted by his mentioning of me on his profile, I decided to confront him.




So MvC, shall I merge with my other halfself and form a divine Falsey who will surely bring enlightenment to the internet; or should I preserve my sense of individuality and reject Falsey Instrumentality?

Falsey NLI wrote:

ebm wrote: I support. I think it’s about time we had a real war.

u shuld deffintley sine up and show off ure 360 no scopes duude XD

I’m quoting myself so listen up faggots.

Dead Head wrote:

Dead Head wrote:

Dead Head wrote:

Dead Head wrote:

Oh great and almighty Dale Gribble, what are your thoughts on this show?

His celery is more crunchy than yours.

Clash wrote: My celery is more crunchy than yours.


Tyler_D wrote:

Cid wrote: No clue. I deleted some guest’s posting history. Was that you?

Ahh, so IW and Treyarch used Cid to let you know that they strongly disagreed with your opinion. How could you sink so low, Cid? What did they offer you, money, drugs, mint condition copies of all the Final Fantasy games. I will be calling you IGN Cid from now on. I am disappoint...

Fapping is the most disgusting human behavior. Read about it’s effects on humanity as a whole here.

King Kazuma wrote:

Shoblongoo wrote: I honestly didn’t think it would bother you that much.

I do apologize if the thought of Captain Piccard fapping to anime schoolgirls offends your good sensibilities.

What bothers me is the crudeness of the joke, which is in poor taste, in a completely unnecessary and inappropriate context. Masturbation is probably the most disgusting human behavior imaginable, just thinking about it makes my skin crawl and makes me want to throw up. The fact that we see women as nothing more than flesh covered toys to fulfill our animalistic sexual desires, anime schoolgirls nonetheless, and throw crude jokes around like pigs rolling in their own shit, is barbaric and unacceptable. Good day to you sir.

Not for the faint of heart.

D.W. wrote: BESERK
A in-the-closet hero with a medevial cyborg arm killing people because democracy is dead, it’s HNK meets fire emblem.

Little american orphan boy becomes a ninja so he can be erected in there mount rushmore ninja mountain.

Black wearing emos weidling crazy swords that were turned in by 2nd graders to tite kubo to used and take credit for, oh yeah no ryuk.

One Piece
Some pirate shit anime about fruits and treasure.

A wannabe Josie & the Pussycats anime with cute little moe blob bitches playing music that no one will buy, unless there naked spreadin it and playing the guitar while deepthroating a frankfurter.

Dumb detective anime that fails to rival with conan, and the irony of it all is the detective is known as “the defeated detective” who needs to have his hand held by his boss who pierces in your “soul” and force the truth out of you by mind raping your memories.

Death Note
Probably one of the biggest trolling animes of them all, some dude name after light is a typical japanese boy who finds a book lying around and kills people, he gets away with it until last episode.

Some alien with a monkey tail dress in some correctional facility outfit (lul) and kills people with flaming light torches and they throw light torches at each other until one fall, they do this for another hundred of episodes until they can’t think of anyway to dye the alien’s hair more yellow then it should be.

The melancholy of haruhi suzumiya

Magica Madoka

I got more I hate but I rather shorten it.

I actually thought Marly was pretty cool. Guess I was wrong.

Cocklick von vagina hater wrote: You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don’t you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, I’ll bet you couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather have sex with a dog than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have double digit IQ. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

You’re a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you have double digit IQ?

If you aren’t an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your typing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a piece of shit will still be available to users, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood, than May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your smart ass comments would have more weight than that of a mentally handicapped child, struggling with basic cognition.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been “right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Prepare your anus.

Sheko wrote: Haylias just urinated on all of our manliness.

I will follow you to the Gates of Hell, you beautiful creature of violence.

TL;DR: lol

That’s indisputably one of the best things I’ve read on this site.

Why, why are these hips moving on their own.

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