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Name: P. Moore


Last seen: 07-11-2009

Account type: Regular

Registration date: 07-23-2006

Posts: 8,080

Age: 16

Location: EA

About: I sell my customers consoles that are designed to blow up in their face after 30 mins of use. AND THEY LOVE ME FOR IT!

Hobbies: Selling stuff that breaks =]

Reputation: 18thumbs-up

01-21-2014 from Munsu a.k.a Legendary General
thumbs-down "Doesn't have the balls to log in anymore!"

07-17-2013 from UnlimitedPotential
thumbs-up "REP ME BACK"

05-09-2013 from Tornado The Dragon - a.k.a Big Brother
thumbs-down "If you come back I'll change this to a rep. For having balls."

01-17-2010 from Man of Sin

10-03-2008 from Amarrez
thumbs-up "Your back. Lol - PS3KICKS360"

10-02-2008 from needforspeedfreak2

10-02-2008 from needforspeedfreak

08-28-2008 from HALOOOOOOOO
thumbs-side "You only made this as a response to the K. Kutaragi guy. You're really ps3 fan 4 & ps3 fan ultamite."

07-22-2008 from UpNORTHxLADYBoss
thumbs-up "woooo =] what does this button do"

05-02-2008 from Dildodo
thumbs-up "yay u finally realised emos are retarded homos"

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Black books, quotes:

BERNARstraight" (having explained how he broke his arm by falling down some steps) Hence...

FRAN: So why were you embarrassed to tell me?

BERNARstraight Oh, well, I fell. You know, it was so... undashing.

FRAN: And of course, going to the toilet through a wicker chair, well, we’ve all been there. "
FRAN: “Ok, if I told you that the walls of my flat were actually moving in, would you think that I was strange?

BERNARstraight No, I’d ask you to come round and look after my small children.

FRAN: If you don’t believe me you can come round tonight and we’ll watch the wall.

MANNY: Don’t be ridiculous, we’ll be staying in, watching the thermometer, won’t we Bernard? Won’t we?

BERNARstraight I don’t know, it’s an impossible choice. Walls, thermometers... I’ll just have to hope when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me."
BERNARstraight “I’m a quitter, i come from a very long line of quiters, it’s amazing i’m here at all”
BERNARstraight “You’re a beard with an idiot hanging off it”
BERNARstraight[phone rings]“Manny? Manny, phone. Manny!

Bernard: Oh, I’ll get it, shall I?

Bernard: Hello?

Manny: [on phone] Bernard?

Bernard: Manny. Where are you? The phone’s been ringing."
BERNARstraight Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.
FRAN: (talking to Bernard about about him and Manny) You know, if the two of you could do something relaxing together, this place wouldn’t be so tense.

BERNARstraight What? Every time we bicker we should have sex? Just have a drink and be yourself again, will you?

FRAN: So what’s it like then? The fags and booze.

BERNARstraight Well, to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...

FRAN: Yep...

BERNARstraight You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...

FRAN: Yep...

BERNARstraight ... “this is fantastic. I’m in heaven."
MOO-PA: So, Bernard, the shop’s still called “Black Books”, is it?

BERNARstraight Yeah. I was going to call it “World of Tights”, but you know how stupid people are, you have to spell everything out.
CUSTOMER: Those books, how much?

BERNARstraight Hmm?

CUSTOMER: Those books. Leather-bound ones.

BERNARstraight Yes, Dickens. The collected works of Charles Dickens.

CUSTOMER: They’re real leather?

BERNARstraight They’re real Dickens.

CUSTOMER: I have to know if they’re real leather because they have to go with a sofa. Everything else in my house is real. I’ll give you two hundred for them.

BERNARstraight Two hundred what?

CUSTOMER: Two hundred pounds...

BERNARstraight Are they leather-bound pounds?


BERNARstraight Sorry, I need leather-bound pounds to go with my wallet. Next!
BERNARstraight [to Fran] You! What have you been telling Kate? She thinks I’m the renaissance. I have to go along with all this “reclusive genius” stuff... she’s going to be very upset when she finds out I’m just a reclusive wanker.
BERNARstraight He’s a midget. A tiny midget.

MANNY: What if he overheard?

BERNARstraight He won’t. His ears are too small

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