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05-26-2015 10:02 AM
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“Hm. You raise a good point." Shirou replied with agreement, and the male’s wings vanished like how a special effect fades out. The same happened with Melody.

“So, what do you suggest next?" the shorter of the two, Melody, asked. “We can’t stay here, lest you be accused for murder." the angel replied, looking up at a security camera. Was it still functioning?

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05-26-2015 10:34 AM
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“I do agree that this situation has gotten messier than I’m used to, but I’ll manage. I’ve been doung this for a long time and it’s not like the police can touch me anyway." He reassured them as shadows crept from below the corpse to pull it down. He looked up at the security camera and crushed it by applying telekinetic pressure to it. He turned to leave, and without warning, Matilda rose from Melody’s shadow and groped his chest from behind. “Hmm, I’m not feeling anything... It looks like this person is male." She said, while still squeezing his chest.


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05-26-2015 10:57 AM
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Melody completely froze up, his brain still trying to register the fact he was being groped. Shirou took a deep breath and sighed.

“Matilda, unhand Melody." Shirou whispered, a brief imagine spot occuring in his head where Matilda got Houtenjin’d into the upper atmosphere.

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05-26-2015 11:33 AM
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A giant screen began to count down as the moment before Pierre was shot, he pressed a restaurant self destruct button.


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05-26-2015 12:19 PM
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“Unhand her at once, good sir!" Matilda mocked in a noticeably fake British accent, not stopping and clearly enjoying making the angel angry. “Or I shall destroy you at once!"
“Oh boy..." Kyo gave her an exasperated sigh.


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05-26-2015 12:22 PM
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“I am not British!" Shirou snapped in a tone that was clearly British accented from the amount of time the two boys spent there. Meanwhile, Melody was trying to wriggle out of Matilda’s molestation so he could go defuse the self-destruct.

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“Ahahaha! You guys look stupid!" The self destruct timer mocked them in a Bill Cipher-esque voice and jumped from 2:29 to 0:40. The device was hooked up to a tangle of wires with lots of assorted colors. “Cut the purple wire! No wait, the red one! Or was it the tickle me pink one? Ahahaha!"


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“Do not try to escape, Clarice!" She continued in her mock british accent. “You shall never escape ny clutches!" She pulled him closer.
“Uh, don’t you think that’s enough?" Kyo asked her. “Fine." The female snickered before finally releasing Melody.


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Melody scrambled around, accidentally tripping a wire and short-circuiting the self-destruct as he hid against Shirou’s side, face maddeningly red.

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The bomb quit laughing and suddenly stopped on 0:01. Confetti popped out, congratulating them for diffusing it.


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“Oh, don’t pretend you didn’t love it." Matilda teased. “I don’t think i was too rough, was I?"

“Now I’m starting to think that you enjoy provoking them, Matilda." Kyo commented


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05-26-2015 08:14 PM
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“U-UWAAA!" Melody screamed in protest, and with what would be bone shattering force was Matilda not simply so strong, kicked Matilda in the chin so hard to send her up through the roof and up into the stratosphere. “HOUTENJIN!" Melody shouted with a squeal.

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Matilda was launched through the roof and eventually into the stratosphere. “O-oh my..." Kyo muttered before facepalming. “I warned her about agitating them and she doesn’t listen..."
A few minutes passed before Matilda flew downwards and hit the ground, dusting herself off. “That was a freebie." She grinned.
“Alright, we should get going." Kyo tugged her arm. “Oh and by the way, I recommend buffing up the security in Heaven in a while. Well if you can anyway, considering the condition it was left in after that whole Infinity Weapons fiasco..."


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05-26-2015 08:33 PM
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“Already been monitoring it myself, with the assistance of some Powers." Shirou informed, wiping his sleeves off and picking dirt off of Melody’s feather-like jacket.

“And for the record, I did NOT like it." Melody huffed.

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05-26-2015 08:40 PM
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“Let’s hope, for your sake and everyone else’s, that it’ll be enough to stop them." Kyo smirked at how this was exactly how they met before he got Shirou on board with his plan the first time. Nostalgia is bliss. “Well, enough of that. Goodbye, and good luck!" He said before a torrent of shadows surrounded him and his woman, dragging them into the ground and out of sight.


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The two sighed and held hands as they ascended back to their own homeland.

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