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[Reply] #61
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“Tell me about it." Shirou groaned to Kyo as Melody wiped a toddler’s tears and hugged her.

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05-18-2015 09:04 PM
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Maximum D wrote: “All of these weapons just to fight a woman? How cowardly can someone be?" Matilda said as more shadow tendrils rose from the ground to skewer the mechanical spiders while she evaded the fire and steam and fired a beam of energy at the steam powered robot. “Why don’t you come out and make this easier? I promise I won’t hurt you." She smirked, not really meaning that she wouldn’t hurt him.

Kyo yawned and sat back down, resting his elbow on the table while his hand cupped his cheek. “God, why does all the weird shit happen to me?“

“Who the hell is going to believe you!! Look how fucking strong you are! If you were me you’d know why all this firepower is necessary!"

He pulled some levers and pushed some buttons and the broken robots started exploding near her. More machine guns came out and spinning blades with bombs attached to them started shooting at her too. Also there were laser beams.


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05-18-2015 09:20 PM
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“I’m surprised as to how you can fit all of this into one kitchen. Who gave you these weapons, and the means to mutate these weapons anyway? Was it that insane scientist that Kyo and I get 'supplies' from? Or was it those Russian arms dealers? Or maybe the NOVA thugs gave you a few toys." She asked as she faced the threats head on. She created a telekinetic forcefield that protected her from the explosion and reflected the bullets while hopping out of the laser’s paths and using the shadows cast by the explosive buzzsaws to create more tentacles that rose from the ground to grab and throw them at the source of the sound that she heard Pierre from. “No matter. Come out, and I’ll make you my personal slav-err chef."


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05-18-2015 09:33 PM
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The two simply continued helping as Matilda had it under control.

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“I mean... it’s not like i’ve done anything bad, right?... I’m such a good person. The best person." Kyo rambled on, not paying attention to anything that was happening.


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05-18-2015 09:37 PM
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“Some people are just weirdness magnets." Melody replied with a sigh.

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05-18-2015 09:41 PM
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“Like I’ll ever do that!" Pierre continued the attacks until he was out of robots and ammo. He had one more trick up his sleeve. He flipped a switch and a large panel opened up in the ceiling, and a cannon came out. It started charging up a ridiculous death ray.


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05-18-2015 09:44 PM
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Matilda simply stepped out of the death ray’s path and walked behind it. “This is getting sad."


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Edited 05-18-2015 09:47 PM by Maximum D
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I came in hoping that this would be a hysterical story of Ori creeping out a girl on a double date, but I am equally pleased to see it is a make believe thread of Ori going on a double date. Lol

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05-18-2015 09:49 PM
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-Sheko- wrote: I came in hoping that this would be a hysterical story of Ori creeping out a girl on a double date, but I am equally pleased to see it is a make believe thread of Ori going on a double date. Lol

This thread is none of those things, actually. Lol.


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05-18-2015 10:02 PM
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-Sheko- wrote: I came in hoping that this would be a hysterical story of Ori creeping out a girl on a double date, but I am equally pleased to see it is a make believe thread of Ori going on a double date. Lol

(I’m not the one on the date, I’m the owner of the restaurant and I’m trying to kill the ones who are on the double date.)

Pierre pushed a button, and the death ray was unleashed. It was like a bright red light that filled the room with destructive energy. Only Pierre was safe because he was in a specially protected control room.


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05-18-2015 10:05 PM
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The clarification killed me.

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05-18-2015 10:07 PM
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Matilda once again created a psychic barrier to protect herself, but the extremely bright light weakened her, and thus her barrier shattered when the laser was finished firing, causing her to get knocked down.


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05-18-2015 10:16 PM
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“Haw Haw! Tres manifique!" Pierre twirled his evil moustache and then grabbed his rapid fire sniper rifle, pointing it at matilda. He pulled the trigger and fired into the window, which transported the bullets through similar windows all around the room, shooting her from all directions.


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05-21-2015 04:22 PM
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A shield once again protected her. After rhe bullets stopped firing, she immediately got up and left the kitchen and returned to the dining room. A black flame emerged from her fingertips as she approached a nearby table and touched it, causing it to set on fire. “If I were you, I’d leave." She told everyone. Kyo sighed as he removed the stone pillar blocking the exit.


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05-21-2015 05:56 PM
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The two angels nodded and began to quickly escort the people outside.

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05-21-2015 08:52 PM
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Pierre escaped through a hatch in the control room and took an elevator to the deepest underground level. “Final boss!" He yelled with glee as he flipped some switches and typed some codes and pushed some buttons and pulled some levers. He groped the cognition orbs and the whole restaurant began to rumble.


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05-26-2015 08:29 AM
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- Time Skip because this has gotten stupid-

After Pierre was defeated, Kyo tells Matilda to wipe everyone else’s memory of this event. Kyo thanks the two for helping and pulls out a gun, holding it to Pierre’s head.


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05-26-2015 08:31 AM
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The two angels did not interfere with this, as raising a hand against an angel was probably bad behavior and deserved the death penalty by some dogma.

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05-26-2015 09:05 AM
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Kyo pulled the trigger and for a moment, a twinge of madness could be seen in his eyes as Pierre’s blood and brain matter splattered on the pavement. “Well, that’sthat." He said rather casually before approaching Shirou. “I suggest you hide these. You could draw some unwanted attention to yourself." He said, pointing to his wings.


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