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Vanessa was carrying over the couple’s cuisine when suddenly she began to stumple.

And finally she manages to save the shrimp scampi and the crab dish but the garlic sauce...

The garlic sauce landed directly on Melody’s Face..

Moments of silence followed, finally broken by the sounds of a hysterical Vanessa laughing trying to squeel out “Sorry” towards her


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Melody paused, unsure of what to make of the situation. Of course, it only got worse when Shirou, being the teaseful ass he sometimes is to the 'girl', began licking the garlic sauce off Melody’s face. Nevermind how it got spilt since garlic sauce is applied, then cooked into the seafood which the latter absorbs like a sponge.

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“Disgusting." The female sighed at what was happening.
“Hmm?" Kyo raised an eyebrow.
“They’re licking eachother like animals."
“What?" The male turned around to find Shirou licking garlic sauce off Melody’s face and the waitress' futile attempts to hold back her laughter. “Ugh." Kyo sighed as he turned back around.
“What is it?" The woman asked.
“You got the best seat..."
“You’re the one that wanted to face towards the window." She snickered.
“Whatever..."


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Weird for someone to find this disgusting. Shirou read once that this was actually very romantic. Well, after they finished cleaning, they simply began to eat their meals, proper forks and everything. Shirou expertly used the tiny fork to break open the crab leg shell and nibble on the perfectly cooked crab meat with a smile.

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“It appears the two are acting more like civilised people now." The woman said as she cut a piece of meat. “Now i can actually eat my food without vomiting."
“You talk about being civilized then immediately talk about vomit." Kyo smiled. “Such a hypocrite."


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The two lovers were chatting up a storm and laughing. Something about a talking mechanical parrot from a movie Melody saw a while back. A Mexican talking mechanical parrot. It was named Paco. It wasn’t that funny, but the reactions of the cast was.

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Finally able to get herself together Vanessa managed to say
“Sorry for that” towards the couple.
Without saying much else, Vanessa walked away smirking trying to serve the other guests


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05-01-2015 11:20 PM
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Pierre sighed. He hoped that Vanessa’s petty attempts at humiliating the couple, for reasons beyond him, wouldn’t stop them from staying for the main course. Her horrible service was definitely enough to scare away normal customers, but the two seemed very resilient. Soon, the “sushi supreme” would be ready. He went to the kitchen and told his cook to hurry, before Vanessa screwed up the plan.


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The two boys seemed to be aware that something felt odd, as one of Shirou’s wings wrapped around Melody protectively.

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05-01-2015 11:31 PM
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The sushi supreme was in a very, very large dish, with one of those lids over it. It was on a giant cart that would be wheeled in to the dining area during the Dinner Date Evening Event, where they would uncap the main course and serve it to couples for the special couples' night discount event.


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The two boys looked utterly astonished, both excited as fuck as they tied napkins around their necks before they picked up their silverware to begin eating.

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“Voila! Ladies and gentlemen! Couples especially! Welcome to the Dinner Date Evening Event! That’s right, those who came with their mates for the couple’s discount, now it’s time to get the main course! Now, since this is couples' night, it only makes sense that couples get first in line to the meal. And I have your tickets right here!" He had a hat full of tickets that he would draw from to determine the first to be served. Pierre smiled wide for the crowd. Little did anyone know, all of the tickets in the hat were all copies of the same ticket. He shook it around a little and drew one. “And the first couple in line will be... Shirou and Melody! Come up here and take your place in the front of the meal line!"


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The two boys grinned and ran up to the front of the line to get their part of the meal.

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Pierre could hardly contain his glee. The two boys were headed straight into his brilliant trap. “Now, feast your eyes... on the SUSHI SUPREME!!"

The lid popped off the platter, as if it was thrown up with amazing brute force. It crashed into the ceiling and on the platter was this:



The creature bellowed a strange and eldritch roar as it slither-crawled forth, smashing everything with its giant armored appendages and attempting to eat the boys.


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Shirou seemed mildly pertubed by this. While the older angel despised amusement parks, this was normal fare to him. He spread his wings as a sense of comfort to the other patrons and summoned from the Heaven Gate, which used to be the Void Gate, a crimson spear. Melody, meanwhile, summoned a rainbow colored bow.

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The sea monster swung is claw at Melody, the tendrils on its head whipping out and grabbing random people it would use as easy food. This thing was a crawling eating machine. It flopped its tail around, wrecking everything.


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Kyo stood up and brought his chair to the other side of the table so he could watch the fight. “Looks like dinner." The female joked after taking the last bite of her meal. She began to get up from her seat to help before Kyo pulled her back down. “Matilda, I need you to keep an eye the manager, our real target." He whispered as the sushi monster began to grab random people.
“Fine..." Matilda muttered.
Kyo stood up and jumped towards the monster the two were fighting and a scythe appeared in his hand. He sliced at the monster’s appendages used to grab the civilians in an attempt to free them.


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It roared as the tendrils started to slowly grow back after slicing. It swung its arm and tried to slash him with its claws.


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As Kyo cut off the monster’s tentacle, he grabbed the man it that was still wrapped around it and flew across the room as the scythe left his hand to slice the tentacles that were coming at him. When he got low enough, he dropped the man on the ground and lept to save more of the civilians. Matilda sat, boredly keeping an eye on Pierre.


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Melody fired the bow, freezing the tentacle and proceeded to shatter it. Shirou was meanwhile lashing out at the demon with the spear.

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