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04-28-2015 07:50 PM
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Shirou and Melody, along with their friends Kyo and Matilda, decided it would be a good day to go on a double date. They all met up at Pierre’s, a popular eatery in their local area by the beach. The place had fine seafood, exquisite salads, and only the most tender of meats. There was a couples' discount that evening, so all the more reason to go! The interior was just as delightful as the food, and the arcade was the icing on the awesomeness cake. The four made reservations and couldn’t wait to order their meals.


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The angel landed outside the restaurant, folding his wings behind him as he held Melody’s hand, the latter boy holding their coupon in order to get into the restaurant as a couple. They walked up, checked in, then headed towards the booth.

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(I’m going to go on a jog so I will villainize when possible.)


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04-28-2015 08:19 PM
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It was when they sat down that they would see a familiar face. It was Kyo, an old enemy of theirs who was responsible for Heaven and the rest of the spiritual world currently being in shambles. He wore a nice suit and was currently sitting across from and talking to a female whom they haven’t met. Whether they would approach the two or go about their business was up to them.


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04-28-2015 08:22 PM
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The two did not care at all, sitting at their booth and waiting to be asked for what meals they requested. Shirou was dressed in a fine silky suit...with holes in the back for his wings. It made fashionistas cringe at the sight of a ruined suit. Melody on the other hand wore a white silk dress, which he wore because he liked the patterns around the waist, and it would help them avoid any bigoted discrimators to protect the bigots. Don’t want Shirou smiting anyone.

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When the waitress came along, Melody was surprised to find out how stuck up she was. Her name was Vanessa, the two gave each other snotty glares before finally Vanessa said “What’s your probelm” Melody responded back with “Excuse me?" “You heard me girl”


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Phillip916 wrote: When the waitress came along, Melody was surprised to find out how stuck up she was. Her name was Vanessa, the two gave each other snotty glares before finally Vanessa said “What’s your probelm” Melody responded back with “Excuse me?" “You heard me girl”

(Whille I don’t mind you being a waiter, please don’t control other people’s characters.)

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TheBlackDragonz wrote:

Phillip916 wrote: When the waitress came along, Melody was surprised to find out how stuck up she was. Her name was Vanessa, the two gave each other snotty glares before finally Vanessa said “What’s your probelm” Melody responded back with “Excuse me?" “You heard me girl”

(Whille I don’t mind you being a waiter, please don’t control other people’s characters.)


(Sorry)

Vanessa gave a short lived “Hmph” before walking all ladylike away to serve other tables


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04-28-2015 08:39 PM
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Melody was about to speak to give 'her' order when Vanessa suddenly walked away, and the 'girl' sighed with a huff, leaning on Shirou’s arm with a yawn as she waited for a server to come over.

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When Vanessa came back along, she purposely avoided Melody and Shirou’s table, and waved her lusterous long wavy black hair at them. The next table over, she purposely spoke ill, while glancing over at Melody


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Melody huffed, folding her arms. Shirou patted her back and called over to Vanessa.

“Excuse me miss, you keep walking past us. In addition, it is rather impolite to talk about someone behind their back like that." the angel requested.

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The female noticed the two sit down behind them and whispered to Kyo. “Hey, isn’t that..."
“Yes, but don’t worry. They seem too intimidated by my radiant self to attack me here." Kyo joked. “And, besides, they can’t touch me here so relax..." He took a bite from a plate of pasta in front of him. “If you say so..." The woman sighed before taking a sip of water. “But, I thought you said that they were two males. I only see a male and a female." She explained and Kyo raised an eyebrow as he drank from his glass. “What are you talking about?" Kyo replied as he turned his head. “That’s clearly a ma-" His statement was interrupted by him chocking on his water as he saw Melody in a dress. He quickly turned his head, trying to control his uncontrollable laughter that everyone could hear.
“So I guess that is a boy." The female tilted her head in confusion.


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04-28-2015 09:09 PM
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Vanessa sighed and walked over.
“Look girl, i know we had a rough start here, but i truly want you to have a amazing dining experinece, even if you are rocking ugly clothes and your hair is... Well how may i take your order?"

Vanessa takes out a notepad and a pencil and gives a fake smile at the table


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Melody’s eye twitched faintly before calming down.

“Yes, I’d like some shrimp scampi with garlic sauce." the crossdressing boy asked.

“I’d prefer to have crab with a side of rice and a Caesar salad." Shirou then added, ignoring Kyo.

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04-28-2015 09:14 PM
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The owner of the establishment, Pierre, watched as one of his waitresses insulted a guest. Not that he opposed her mistreatment, as the victim was very well someone he knew, without their being aware of course. He was an older man, French as his name implied. When she had returned to file the couple’s order, he would have a brief word with her.


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04-28-2015 09:20 PM
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Vanessa walked to file the couple’s order, Where she noticed Pierre..

“Boss? Why how are you, you looking stylish as usual”


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04-28-2015 09:36 PM
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Pierre pulled her aside to the kitchen and spoke quietly. “Vanessa. Listen, as much as I’d like to slaughter those mongrels and tear them limb from intestine, you’re to treat our... guests... with respect, do you hear me?"

He looked out at the couple, then back at Vanessa.“Go put in their orders. Remember, service with a smile."


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“Ofcourse sir, That would be a honor. Vanessa Hudgens is the greatest actress this place has ever seen”

Vanessa walks off in a slutty yet girly fashion while swaying her hips.


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Edited 04-29-2015 07:44 PM by hi am new
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04-29-2015 08:28 PM
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Across the restaraunt, a teenage boy stood up and yelled over towards the waitress.

“I’ll have what she’s having!"

He sat back down, grinning like a hyena at his own insurmountable wit. He had just watched When Harry Met Sally for the first time the other day, and he was waiting to spout off the best line in comedy ever. He wasn’t really paying attention to the events around him, but the joke was too golden for timing to really be a factor.


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04-29-2015 08:39 PM
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Melody then sighed, leaning next to Shirou for comfort, as 'she' really didn’t care for the waitress' treatment.

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