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01-31-2014 03:12 AM
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Can I get mad pussy up there?

Cuz if so, sign a nigga up.


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01-31-2014 03:12 AM
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I don’t believe in heaven. So, I’unno.


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Alpha and Omega wrote:
Science is even bigger bullshit lol, they believe the big bang created everything from 2 atoms colliding together or some shit, they tried to do the same thing in 2008 spending 10 billion dollars doing it, but the risk was a very small black hole being made if failed, they failed and no black hole was created also.

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01-31-2014 04:42 PM
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Heaven would be “better” than anything we can experience on Earth.


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01-31-2014 05:15 PM
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Probably. But you would have to get married first.


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Maximum D wrote: Probably. But you would have to get married first.



There is no marriage in heaven... based on the Judeo-Christian version at least. Can’t speak for other faiths (I think even Islam is different than Judaism and Christianity).

Matthew 22:30

30 For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels in heaven.


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01-31-2014 07:17 PM
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some one new wrote: Heaven would be “better” than anything we can experience on Earth.



So

Pussy to the Heaven power?

????


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Edited 01-31-2014 07:17 PM by DaOblivion
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03-05-2019 07:02 AM
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Your wifes, does that not count?

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