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why does falsey come back to this site randomly with a stick up his ass


[Reply] #1
03-10-2018 06:45 PM
Joined: 06-04-2015
Posts: 447
Rep: 14

every other year?

like clockwork mang

[Reply] #2
04-07-2018 06:35 PM
Unfabulous Falsey

It’s because one night many years ago, when I was a wee little lad, Shrek came into my bedroom. He walked over towards me and whispered in my ear: “Onions have many layers." He then proceeded to strip me of my breeches while he gazed into my eyes while smacking his thick lips with his long sinuous tongue.

He then invaded my deepest orifices simultaneously without remorse, care, or a lover’s gentleness. Through all of the excruciating pain I soldiered on. Anything to please my lord and saviour. My beloved sphincter cried out in agony but I continued to bear the burden.

After an hour of unimaginable pounding Shrek gave a roar a mighty roar that reached the heavens, pierced the clouds, and silenced even the thunder. He launched his essence into and onto me with such ferocity not even the mightiest of vortexes could hope to compare. As soon as he had started he was finished. He gently pulled out of me and walked towards me once again. He whispered into my ear “It’s all ogre now." and then flew out side of the window towards the softly glowing moon past the blushing clouds of the deep dark beautiful night.

I gently curled and rolled over onto my bed as I shed a single tear in solemn gratitude for Shrek’s benevolence; to part me with some of his essence.

That was many years ago. Every night I still think of him as the best lover I ever had. A lover I didn’t deserve. And to this day many people still think that I have something strange stuck up my ass.

All I can say to those people is that... there is nothing random in my ass just the love of Shrek. In my ass, my mouth, my mind, heart & soul.

“Shrek is love. Shrek is life." I whisper in your ear.


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