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I was only 9 years old. I loved Itachi so much. I had all the movies and merchandise. I prayed to Itachi every night before bed, thanking him for the life I was given. Itachi is love I say. Itachi is life. My dad hears me and calls me a “Itachitard”. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Itachi. I call him a cunt. He slaps me an sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It’s Itachi! I’m so happy! He whispers in my ear “Totsuka, Yata, GG”. He pulls out a kunai and cuts a hole in the back of my pants. I’m ready. I spread my asscheeks for Itachi. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for the solo god. I can feel my ass tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Itachi. Chakra emerges from Itachi as he roars a mighty roar. He fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Itachi looks him straight in the eye and says “I’m the true hokage”. Itachi is love. Itachi is life.


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shrek hit that


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that’s not how you spell Goku


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The Dan Hibiki wrote: that’s not how you spell Batman


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The Dan Hibiki wrote: that’s not how you spell Goku



Yata tanks anything Goku has to offer and Totsuka one shots. Common databook knowledge. I wonder if there is anyone Itachi can’t solo. MVC Goku, Putin and author level characters are the only ones that can give him a decent fight I think.


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12-11-2014 09:50 PM
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The Dan Hibiki wrote: that’s not how you spell Geecku

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